I just like a lot of things. Maybe you'll like some of these things too? :D



have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(Source: snapchatting)

So I was in Honors English and my teacher was explaining what it’s like to hold your first newborn child in your arms and she was like
“It’s just the most incredible feeling to know that you made this amazing and beautiful thing you’re holding… You guys wouldn’t know.”
And this kid was like, “I feel you. I made a pizza once.”



if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners